Win Your Own Copy of Guitar Praise!

If you read my last post, you'll know I "discovered" a cool new video game - "Guitar Praise". Now my fellow bloggers have a chance to win a copy of their very own! If you're a fan of "Guitar Hero" and Christian Rock - like I am - you'll want to definitely get in the running for this one. A lot of my personal favorites are included like Relient K, Flyleaf, Hawk Nelson, so you can count me in. Head on over to *** for all the details. Good Luck!
THE CONTEST HAS ENDED - BIG SURPRISE, I DIDN'T WIN!

Guitar Praise - An Interesting Twist on Guitar Hero

Just a quickie. I stumbled on an interesting new video game, Guitar Praise - Solid Rock. It's obviously based on the Guitar Hero theme, but with Christian bands. Not the hard stuff like Underoath, Norma Jean or The Devil Wears Prada, but some pretty cool bands like Relient K, Family Force 5, Flyleaf and a whole lot more. For details, check out the Guitar Praise page.

From Pink's Lips to...eeeww, Sorry for that Image!

For the past few years, an unexplainable phenomenon named Pink has polluted radio and TV with pseudo-rock drivel that only a brain-dead MTV zombie could love. Pink has somehow garnered the image of a tough rock chick. Did anyone catch her absurd VMA performance? Oooh, so scary. Pardon me, but this "women" (someone check her XY's please) makes fellow poseur Avril Lavigne seem edgy by comparison. So why waste valuable time writing about this wannabe? She's now decided the world would benefit by listening to her political views - specifically on the subject of Sara Palin. Yes, we now get this fool spouting off on the horrors of potential VP Palin. This from an "artists' who enjoys ridiculing the Jessica Simpsons of the world. Note to Pink - you are a "Jessica Simpson"! Trust me, Ms. (Mr.?) Pink, your shitty "music" has already inflicted more intellectual damage on America's culture than fellow socialists/entertainers Against Me!, Anti-Flag and NOFX combined. At least they rock, a concept apparently foreign to you. So please spare us your political words of wisdom, and while your at it, spare us that crap you (and MTV) call music. Being an American gives you the right to speak your mind, it doesn't guarantee you actually have a mind.

The Numbers Are In - And The Winner Is...

I'm talking about Soundscan album sales, of course. I paid attention this week with the hope that Underoath's latest, Lost in the Sound of Separation would become the first metalcore/post-hardcore album to reach #1. Afterall, only Nelly Furtado kept UO's last effort, Define the Great Line, from reaching the top spot. Drum roll please...NOPE! Not even close. The easy winner was Young Jeezy's latest, a clear example of America's ever-growing musical conservatism (thanks MTV, you suck fucking ass). Even worse? The New Kids on the Block came in at Number Two. You heard correctly - NKOTB topped Underoath! This country wants change? Let's start with our musical choices and go from there. Actually, LITSOS came in sixth, behind The Game, Kid Rock (can someone please explain this guy's success), and Slipknot as well. Well, enjoy your Jeezy and New Kids, I'm still gonna rock...pussies...

"The Greatest Rock Movie You've Never Seen"

I just received the latest issue of Spin Magazine (the Beck issue) and was intrigued by the "Greatest Rock Movie..." tag on the cover. Sure enough, they got this one right!!!! The movie in question is the early 80's release, "Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains" starring future Oscar-nominated actress Diane Lane. She is spectacular! I've been watching a VHS copy I dubbed from a USA Network broadcast over 25 years ago, which should say a lot about the movie (or me). The movie is finally coming to DVD and I recommend it to anyone interested in the early punk rock scene - or just wanting to see a skunk-haired Diane Lane in some very "interesting" outfits. Ms. Lane is joined by another future Oscar-nominated actress, Laura Dern. There's also appearances by members of The Sex Pistols and The Clash, which adds punk credibility, despite their so-so acting abilities. Real actor(!?) Ray Winstone co-stars as Lane's mentor, love interest and rival. I won't spoil the plot, but will say, it's sad, sexy and funny (sometimes unintentionally). There's even a priceless cameo by Tubes frontman Fee Waybill. The music itself is surprisingly good. My one real complaint is the how quickly things change near the end of the movie. Again, I won't give out details, but I think you'll see what I mean when you watch. Regardless, give this one a try. It's a gem!

A Big "Thank You" to SyracuseShows.com

In the cultural desert known as Central New York, Syracuseshows.com has been a rare source for great rock shows the past several years. They have brought a literal who's-who of modern rock royalty to the local scene. Since 2001, everyone one from platinum selling bands like My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy, to current and future punk rock, hardcore and metal legends, have graced the area's clubs thanks to the efforts of Matt Dunn and Company. I recently wrote about last the phenomenal Chiodos show at the Lost Horizon. It was just the latest in a long list of great club shows I've been fortunate to catch in Syracuse. You can check out the incredible list of past shows at SyracuseShows.com, of course.

Yesterday, I received a couple blog updates from Matt. The exciting news was the announcement of more upcoming shows, including a noise-fest featuring Norma Jean/Haste The Day/The Showdown/Mychild Mybride (psych!). But that was followed by a more sobering blog - these may be the last shows SS.com promotes due to poor attendance at recent shows. Matt says he's been losing some big bucks so I support his decision completely. It seems the Syracuse rock scene is dying. Blame the economy? Maybe. Guitar Hero and Rock Band? Kids seem more interested in pushing some colored buttons on a plastic "guitar" than they are in actually going to see someone who actually plays the real thing. Plus for a lot of kids, the hip-hop culture seems to be rage. My advice to the kids...take off that stupid baseball cap with the flat brim and the shiny sticker and get in the mosh pit you fucking pussies. To the kids who still support the Syracuse club scene, my bent-brimmed hat's off to you. To the rest of you, well what more can I say...See you at Norma Jean?
Kotz

Wine tasting and Katy Perry?

I spent some time this weekend with Katy Perry's CD "One of the Boys", as it occupied my CD player on my annual trip to the Finger Lakes Wine Region in beautiful upstate New York. I have to say, I was pleasantly surprised. It's a polished, catchy effort loaded with offbeat lyrics, great dance beats and even some quieter moments. I've started a Katy Perry Fan Page which you can check out here.